weiss-schnee:

irritate:

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork 

You live up to your URL. I like you.

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fuckyeahlaughters:

can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist

(Source: thatsnotquitetrue, via dance-with-me-beautiful)

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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